The discovery of a disturbing drawing that might be the work of Michelle Obama while she was in the second grade has Republicans expressing doubts about Mrs. Obama's qualifications to be first lady.

The drawing shows military tanks, mortars, and Jeeps interspersed with children in a haphazard fashion.

McCain adviser Randy Scheunemann, in a hastily called news conference, stated. "While this drawing may or may not be the work of Michelle Obama as a child, it certainly shows the working of a disturbed mind. Do we really want to take a chance on a person like this?"

"At the very least, this drawing shows absolutely no concern for the safety of children," said Bill O'Reilly, who has not had sexual harassment charges filed against him in several months. "Maybe she cares about her children, but it's pretty plain that she doesn't care a hoot or a holler about anyone else's."

Noted psychologist John Duckstazo thought the drawing was possibly related to a childhood trauma. "She was probably frightened by a war film, or possibly a soldier," he said. "All of the children in the picture are white. Perhaps it shows an unconscious desire for white people to be run over by tanks. I have never met Mrs. Obama, but if she says she's not proud to be an American, it makes sense that she would want white people to be crushed by tanks."

"My wife, who is normal, taught school for a while," said President George W. Bush. "If a kid ever turned anything like that into her, she would've had the child removed, evaluated, and placed in foster care. You can never be too careful."

Republicans everywhere are being asked by the RNC to circulate the drawing via email to alert the public about the possible menace.

Vice President Dick Cheney was unavailable for comment.