I was talking to Ellsworth Mauger the other day. If you want to know anything, just ask Ellsworth.

"Ellsworth," I said, "I'm stumped. I need to get readers to my blog, or else I fear that I may be forced into honest work."

"Have you written anything called top ten ways to make love to a MILF?" he asked.

"Nope," I said.

"Why not? List articles are red hot. MILFs are red hot. You need to tap into the market, man. How about eight sites that are guaranteed to make you puke, or seven celebrities who have yeast infections?"

"I dunno, Ellsworth," I replied. "It all seems sort of sleazy and semi-pornographic."

"I forgot you were such a Puritan," said Ellsworth. "Cats. You need to post cute pictures of cats."

"Cats?"

"That's right, cats."

"Alright," I said.

Note: Gunnersykes.com hit a new milestone this week when it was threatened with its first lawsuit. We are so proud. It's about time. In order to avoid confusion, and to offer our readers the opportunity to look at, and even download, more cute pictures of cats. Here are links to the darling pictures of the cuddly felines used in this post. Enjoy.

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Image:Cat_claws.jpg

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Image:Ikarus.jpg

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Image:Cat_Eyes.jpg

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Image:Cat03.jpg

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Image:Abessinierkater1.jpg

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Image:RussianBlueCat.jpg

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Image:Mainecoon1.png

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Image:Ragdoll%2C_blue_mitted.JPG