Rumors are flying throughout the state of Indiana that Hillary Clinton, and her aide, Huma Abedin, have gone wild in the state's rollicking honky-tonks and roadhouses.

Sitting at the bar at the Pioneer Tap in Hammond, Indiana, with Fender Telecasters twanging along with the whine of steel guitars in the background, Wild Bill Wright told gunnersykes.com about his short fling with Hillary Clinton. "She came in around midnight with that want-to look in her eyes," said the biker. "We started off doing the Texas two-step and wound up doing the horizontal bop, if you know what I mean. She said I reminded her of Conway Twitty. When I woke up in the morning, she was already gone. Didn't leave a note or nothing."

Delmer Wankette, a bartender at the Shake Shack Roadhouse in Vincennes, Indiana, said: "Huma and Hillary showed up the other night about an hour before closing time. They was loaded for bear. Everybody just cleared the floor to watch 'em dance. Awfullest buncha shakin' going on I ever saw. Every man in the place hit on 'em, but nobody got lucky. I guess they didn't see anything they liked. They left together after last call."

"I don't know where we went wrong," said a tearful Bill Clinton. "It started with her belting back shots and beers and just got worse. I know I done her wrong, but I thought she had forgiven me. Sometimes, she doesn't come home at all anymore. She goes jukin' all night. My heart has been flushed down the toilet of her indifference."

"This thing is being blown way out of proportion," opined James Carville, noted political analyst. "She's just out courting the white blue collar vote. Hillary always could two-step with the best of them. She'll calm down as soon as she gets back in the White House."

Vice President Dick Cheney was unavailable for comment.




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