Obama's MySpace Account Hacked

Posted by Gunner Sykes | 3/20/2008 10:26:00 PM | , , | 1 comments »

Tom Anderson, President of MySpace.com, announced today that Barack Obama's account on the popular website had been hacked.

"It was two young ladies who were showing a prurient interest in Mr. Obama," said Anderson. "We caught them macking around in the user groups using Mr. Obama's ID to hit on several women and get into flame wars with other users. They have been banned forever from MySpace and notes were sent to their mothers."

In an email sent to drudgereport.com, an anonymous user who would only identify herself as 2HOT4U claimed responsibility for the incident.

"It was soooooo easy," wrote 2HOT4U. "All we did was type ohnonotwrightagain into his password thingy and zap we were in. He gets some really HOT emails. I can tell you that. I don't blame them either. Obama is cuter than a box of freckles. LOL."

Mr Obama's spokesman, Bill Burton, was not amused. "This is an outrageous breach of security. We demand a full investigation into who knows what, and who did they tell, and who told them to tell it," said Burton.

Conservative pundit Ann Coulter was quick to accuse the Hillary Clinton campaign of misconduct in the matter. "That is exactly the kind of thing the Hillary camp would pull off," opined Ms. Coulter. "I know it wasn't me, though I must admit I'm jealous because I didn't think of it, so it it had to be Hillary. McCain wouldn't know a MySpace account from the proverbial hole in the ground. So I know it wasn't him."

Ms. Clinton's reply to the accusation came quickly: "Neither I nor any member of my staff would stoop to such low, underhanded tactics; however, I do have to admit that Obama really is cuter than a box of freckles. LOL."

Vice President Dick Cheney was unavailable for comment.

1 comments

  1. Josh Goller // March 21, 2008 1:42 PM  

    Ha! Very timely, and quite funny. Work's well with The Onion's lead story this week about Obama "Black Guy Asks Nation For Change"

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