The McCainanites are out there, folks, and they're crazier than cockroaches on crack. Not only are they fearful of the "cult of Obama," they've managed to latch on to the concept of Liberation Theology, and the mere mention of it sends them scurrying for safe havens in suburbia. You cannot read the name Jeremiah Wright anywhere in the land of the McCainanites without it being preceded by the adjective hate-filled.

They are scared.

They are upset.

They are hurt.

They are shocked that a black man who actually attended a black church might become President-- and worse, they are chagrined to find out that some black people just don't like them very much.

Mangum, in Theological Forum writes:

"The people I know has suspected that many blacks have had bad
feelings for white folks now for decades as they walk on egg shells
trying not to offend but that church brought it home big time and
these same people are very angry meaning racial relations has taken
two steps backward. White man's guilt just went down the drain
along with the hopes of the Democratic Party who had a clear road to the White House."

Yes, the audacity of some people. Many black people are actually angry that their ancestors were enslaved, their parents and grandparents made victims of Jim Crow laws, and that discrimination still rears its ugly head in this country. How incredibly unreasonable.

Another McCainanite uses the pristine logic that since Barack Obama belongs to the Democratic Party and democrats LOVE Planned Parenthood, Obama is a racist.

From New Republican Party Blog:

"Oh yea, and BTW, Margaret Sanger was the founder of the National Birth Control League (now Planned Parenthood, which Democrats LOVE) who championed birth control and eugenics (the movement devoted to improving the human species by control of hereditary factors in reproduction). Sanger called for the sterilization of ‘genetically inferior races.’ She organized her ‘Negro Project’ in 1939 and wrote: ‘The poorer areas, particularly in the South are producing alarmingly more than their share of future generations.’ She also wrote: It is said that the aboriginal Australian, the lowest known species of the human family, just a step higher than the chimpanzee in brain development, has so little sexual control that police authority alone prevents him from obtaining sexual satisfaction on the streets."

Well, I guess that shows Mr. Obama. I expect he had absolutely no idea he supported Ms. Sanger's program. Count on McCainanites to inform.

McCainanites are horrified that Mr. Obama, in an off-the-cuff interview, used the phrase "typical white person." Coco McBean, a self-admitted typical white person, was mortally offended. She writes in Abstractionreaction:

"Barack Obama is getting in hot water after referring to his white grandmother as a typical white person who has fears of black men walking down the street. I don’t know about you, but if I saw a typical black person, like Barack, walking down the street, I’d be pretty scared."

Oh dear, what are white people to do? Black people are actually walking the streets unfettered.

I hereby call on John McCain to renounce these crazed McCainanites.

Why?

Because that's what bloggers do, isn't it?

Vice President Dick Cheney was unavailable to comment on this blog.

That is the plain truth.

Have you ever tried getting that guy on the phone?