Reliable sources in both the military and the beltway confirmed today that John McCain had confiscated an F-18 fighter plane from a California airbase and flown a maverick mission to invade Iran armed only with a multi-bladed army knife and his old service .45.
"He had a wild look in his eye." said the MP who McCain thumped on the head and tied up before he made his getaway. "He said he was going to take care of the situation in Iran, stop by Pakistan to find that SOB Osama Bin Laden, and be back in time for the California primary."
McCain, who was a POW in the famed Hanoi Hilton during the Viet Nam war, is known for his determination not to let anyone forget it. Fellow senators say little to him because they fear he will beat them up.
"I'd rather stick my tongue in a light socket than tangle with Insane McCain." quipped Ted Kennedy.
McCain's F-18 was tracked by NORAD and NATO systems to the Iranian border where it is believed he parachuted into enemy territory. Details will follow as they develop.
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Hey Crackerjaxon,
You don't have much of a sense of humor on Ron Paul, do you?
But I noticed it's okay for you to bash John McCain for his military service and loyalty to the United States despite being tortured and imprisoned so that you have the freedom to criticize his patriotism.
By the way, do you have any blog members or do you fly solo?